Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Top ten things I will never understand about myself...

#10- If it costs $4.99 and comes from TJ Maxx, I'm buying it. No matter what it is, or what it looks like.

#9- I'm nosy. Not in the normal, "Oh, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall.." kind of way. No, no. This is much worse. I get anxious about surprises. I was the kid who snuck downstairs three weeks before Christmas and unwrapped all my gifts, held letters to my parents up to the sun, stopped walking in public places to finish listening to the conversations of strangers, actually, I'm still guilty of this, but you get it. I'm nosy.

#8- The touch or smell of a Popsicle stick, literally makes me gag. If you are now giving your computer screen a puzzled stare, see blog title. I can't answer your questions about this one. It's just fact.

#7- I still think that I can sleep until 5:45am and have plenty of time to make it to work.

#6- If I don't like an outfit, instead of jazzing it up and rocking it, I'll stand, shoulders hunched, knees bent, arms, practically dragging the ground, and announce, "I look dumpy," before going in my closet and changing back into the first outfit I tried on.

which brings me to number 5...

#5- No matter how many times I change outfits for an occasion, I always end up picking the first one I tried on. Admitting this now makes it painfully obvious that Trey might not deserve a slap on the arm when he says, "No, really, that one looks fine."

#4- I'm one of those weird people, who actually enjoys change.

#3- I currently can't remember where I put my purse, but I could tell you every song that came on the radio on my way to work.

#2- I cry at the wrong time. Take my most recent Undercover Boss example...let's just say the show ended with Trey giving me a hug while I wept, "They are just so lucky to work at Subway."

and the number one thing I will never understand about myself...

#1- I hate eggs. I've never liked eggs, but I continue to try them once a year, hoping I can finally say without a guilty conscience, "I'm not picky, I'll eat anything."



  1. LOVE it! I had forgotten about the ultra odd popsicle stick thing! Love the blog! Keep it up. It's always okay to blog instead of going to the gym. Consider it a mental workout for your brain. Healthy, I say. love

  2. Keep it up! This is sooo you. Can't wait to read the next one. Hugs!